Bagpuss is a magical cat. When he wakes up, all his friends come to life. He can also make his thoughts visible in bubbles above his head. Paul can’t do much of this but he does possess a great touch. Having played three years of first team football for the college, Paul graduated (eventually) to become force in firstly the Reserves and then 1st Team midfield, where he won the Player of the Season award. Having been given the name Bagpuss at college for his constant sleeping and magical step-over, Paul was better known as “Shagger”, which caused many a raised eyebrow and a referee on one occasion to enquire as to the reasons why. A wearer of fine clothes and a constant smile he also astounded medical science when completing two half marathons despite being unable to complete a lap of the pitch in training. After many years commuting from his home in East London and after finally tying the knot with the lovely Theresa, Paul stepped away from the hallowed turf at Nobles, but still makes regular appearances at socials.