Player Profile

Jon Hurrell

Defender

Jon Hurrell

A regular from the early days of the Old Boys, Jon made returns to the club after spells working in Paris, and then back home in Cornwall where he’d spend his Saturdays in bed watching porn instead of running round a cold pitch.  In these barren times, the club has missed his reliable defending and moaning voice on the pitch.

Maintaining the world record longest sulk of three days after someone nicked his Pringles, no female was ever safe from his Cornish charms, and the man who could bring dark clouds to the sunniest day had a band of groupies while he was both a singer and a drummer in a band called Chewy.

Now back in the west country, scoffing pasties and drinking cider and the only place he really saw as home, the opposition have missed his winning own goals.