A long time ago, having graduated from Royal Holloway College, Dan disappeared to Australia for a while citing a five year plan to get his way into Premier League football via the Australian leagues. Having returned, looking slightly less fit than when he left, Dan realised his ambition, filling in for the injury struck first team in a Surrey Intermediate Premier league game(where he was taken to the cleaners by a sprightly left winger).
In the intervening years, he led the under achieving reserves to their first promotion and cup final. Since those heady days, Dan sat back and filled more of a consultancy role, always willing to give advice or share his opinion. A former regular on the club circuit, Dan always ensured he was stylishly dressed…at least in the opinion of Mrs Savill, and Dan always took it upon himself to advise the Old Boys WAGs in the ways of the world. After taking over as CEO at Carlsberg (or something like that), Dan now resides in Copenhagen, but is always at the end of a Facebook message or Tweet should anyone require his thoughts on anything.